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Cbass: You'll do the mature thing Tucker. Tucker: I'm going stick my dick in your ear. We have fun.

Hallmark sucks. I'm sorry, but they just flat-out suck. All their cards are bland, inoffensive, and uninteresting. They never have anything controversial and it's impossible to find anything for any event that's even mildly unusual. For example there isn't any card that says something that relates to what happend to my uncle. I needed a card that said.... "I'm sorry you were brutally mauled by your idiot neighbor's dobermans and now you have to go to the intensive care unit and endure painful physical therapy for six months." They need more stuff like that.

Me: I want to be a pirate. Jake: You what? Me: I want to be a pirate. Mom (listing to us from the other room): Oh, good Lord. Me: I think Id make a great pirate. Captain Steve Long Nose. Jake: Captain Steve Long Nose? Me: Yes. Why not? Jake: No reason. Me: I could sail the seven seas, looking for cursed treasure, running people through with my sword and making wenches walk the plank. Mom: 'Wenches', Felix? Me: I'd have a parrot called Polly and it would sit on my shoulder all day, squawking 'pieces of eight, pieces of eight' and other pirate-y things. Jake: Felix Me: AND I'd have a wooden leg. And my favorite cannon would be calle